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I karate chopped Chuck Norris in your bathroom because I'm sexy and do what I want!

nabbed from [livejournal.com profile] spikesredqueen



Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama


What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!




Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE line and tag your friends in the note!

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Date: 2009-02-25 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clavally.livejournal.com
Mine turned out really WRONG. Cannot post it, lmao

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Date: 2009-02-25 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudia6913.livejournal.com
No no you must!!!

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Date: 2009-02-25 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rileysaplank.livejournal.com
Woh, sexy Karate moves.

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Date: 2009-02-25 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oreadno1.livejournal.com
I sang to my best friends' boyfriend In a hole because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Ooo-kay. Huh.


Kathy

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Date: 2009-02-25 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com
Mine can be so missinterprented it is not even funny... Or maybe it is. X-D

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Date: 2009-02-25 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudia6913.livejournal.com
Totally. Chuck Norris didn't know what hit him!

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Date: 2009-02-25 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudia6913.livejournal.com
Admit it, you were hitting on the boy!

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Date: 2009-02-25 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudia6913.livejournal.com
hehe Think that's the point.

/snort I got Chuck Norris ... the jokes, they don't end!!!

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Date: 2009-02-25 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com
I got "I did the Macarena With a smurf in an elevator because that's how I roll". Now tell me that don't sound wrong on so many levels!!! X-D

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Date: 2009-02-25 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudia6913.livejournal.com
Only if you have the proper context ...

http://www.phulish.co.uk/smurfsex.html

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Date: 2009-02-25 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com
Oh my GAWD! *dies*

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Date: 2009-02-25 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claudia6913.livejournal.com
I know right?!

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Date: 2009-02-25 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kseenaa.livejournal.com
I think you just scared me for life... X-D

You did WHAT?!

Date: 2009-02-27 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marewillow.livejournal.com
These are too funny!

Here's mine: I kicked a phone in an elevator because I'm cool like that.

Mare